…from GQ’s ‘Least Influential People of 2012.’

19.  Adam Sandler


Every year, Adam Sandler releases fresh cinematic evidence that he has no respect for you, your $12, or your cognitive abilities. And thanks to the disappointing gross for That’s My Boy, Americans have finally caught on. At this point, the only reason Sandler makes movies is so that Rob Schneider can earn a living. It’s like political cronyism, only the end result is a shitty movie instead of a bridge to nowhere. Political cronyism is funnier.